Try not to be a cunt.
A friend of mine told me I should start a blog where I'm terribly truthful and answer people's questions as honestly as I can. I'm all sorts of fucked up and just trying to get by but if I can help you out with a problem, let me know.
Update - I don't get a lot of requests for advice. So this is also a bunch of random mess that floats around in my head. Unfortunately, I come off as a lot younger than I actually am. *sigh*